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Knife Demotivational Poster


True Love -




DIPLOMACY -


TAGS: diplomacy knife ability hell
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 8:22 am
(^_^)
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:48 pm
g55d one


PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY - Yeah right, this is too good to pass up and not post on facebook !


TAGS: confidentiality knife hard to kill
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Budog

holymoly - May 3, 2012, 6:16 pm
I love the tattoo..... Challange accepted


AMAZON - Just what were they thinking ?




sith army knife -




TRUE LOVE - Is when she shoves her knife so deep in your back you are never able to say I am sorry again ...


TAGS: true love knife in back
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Budog

MPsniper - September 28, 2011, 6:20 pm
there is just no sensation....like slowly pushing the blade....between the ribs....until you feel the tip of the blade...begin to move....with every heartbeat.
Budog - September 28, 2011, 1:38 pm
My mother-in-law say the quickest way to a mans heart is through his rib cage...
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:30 am
lol...dude, let's get rid of TRUE...maybe we'll have a chance
Verdeckt - September 28, 2011, 6:07 am
Yeah, all men are bastards. Am I right ladies? >.> *walks backwards out of the room*


NEW AND IMPROVED! - Swiss Jedi Knife!


TAGS: swiss jedi knife
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:04 pm
grinning


SNIPER KNIFE - Long range shanking.




MOTHER-IN-LAW - Talk about bringing a gun to a knife fight


TAGS: gun knife fight couple argument
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 24, 2012, 9:32 pm
She's a bad girl and has to be punished. I'm working on it right now. Ouch !
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 9:19 pm
Don't be hard on Suzie,Suzie. She's still getting good scores.
suzieq - January 24, 2012, 8:58 pm
Hey suzie, why don't you just die and leave us alone ?? They all can see your avatar, dumba*s. Oh...Hello guys !


SARCASM -


TAGS: carebear catches a knife humor
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 12:30 am

Sweden is a long, long way from Wyoming~~but Sturgis isn't.
NuttunButt - March 28, 2012, 9:10 pm
Great poster Igvarnon have friends from Sweden Eva and Ingvar who I met at Sturgis in 03.
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:05 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 26, 2012, 5:21 pm

I just love the way you're looking right into the camera...still smiling...still smiling...wait...no...
carebear - March 24, 2012, 1:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 23, 2012, 11:43 pm

Couldn't help it! I went looking for something I could chop the head and this one popped right up. It was too perfect to pass up. Hugs, CB!~~
M0rd3kaI - March 23, 2012, 7:34 pm
You have to give the 'less fortunate' a time to shine ;)
holymoly - March 23, 2012, 7:05 pm
I expected to see this from M0. nice pic Linda
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:37 pm
(carebear BANNED)


HEY, BRO - Wanna buy a knife?


TAGS: machete hey bro buy knife
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by brnn19

Thedewd - August 18, 2017, 2:30 am
He needs to sell something besides his shitty tacos
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 1:41 pm
Oh, I forgot about 'The Code' Moo+. Mea Culpa. Can I say 3 Cubbies and Drink 5 Guiness to be forgiven? and Brnn, re-using the image isn't an issue, it's re-using the image and caption that takes away from the originality of this, the ONLY site.
forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:59 am
[PM]I just said that to prevent more plagiarism, of course I would never visit ANY other site than motifake.com, specially no other moti-page!!!![/PM]
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:55 am
What do you mean you visit other sites?...Who said you could do that?....lOL
forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:52 am
And as I said: I copied a very funny picture myself. Not to adorn myself with borrowed plumes but to share this picture. But hey, many of us visit other sites, we find these pictures ourselves. Nothing personal btw ;)
forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:47 am
brnn, take it as advice. Wouldn't you feel much better, if someone would give you some lions because of your own creativity? That's what all the judgement is about. Compete with others and try to make funnier (or deeper / better) posters than others. ;)
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 10:34 am
Don't you have anything else to do other than accusing people of ripping off another "sites"? If it is approved, it is good...
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:09 am
Also ripped off from another site. Again, do your own. good lord, you could have at least changed the caption!


Exotic weapons -


TAGS: army knife weapons
Rating: 2.37/5
moi - July 24, 2008, 12:51 am
i thought it was an awesome butter knife


SOMEBODY HELP ME! -


TAGS: ladder knife bad grammar feas
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

Greeny - January 25, 2014, 12:35 pm
Oh wait! Now it's back!
Greeny - January 25, 2014, 12:34 pm
Feas' avatar disappeared... *sniff*


BADASS - Bring a knife to a gun fight AND WIN!!!!!!


TAGS: knife
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by NoBodyZ

MercAlert - March 8, 2012, 6:55 pm
Better yet: bring a fork.


Apple -


TAGS: apple knife
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - February 9, 2014, 8:32 pm
Put me down for 5...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 9, 2014, 7:22 pm
Brilliant! Geniu5! It's important to have a weapon when you got you're earbuds on; never know when someone's sneaking up on you, lol.


Kittens -


TAGS: kitten knife raccoon
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Oldsod - March 2, 2014, 9:36 pm
Sick, twisted, and wrong. Naturally, I 5'd it.


ALEX - He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer




BRITAIN VS. GERMANY - I got 20 on the German!


TAGS: ww2 wwii britain germany knife
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by chase3597

chase3597 - June 17, 2011, 9:47 pm
i read the reasons why i got banned and i have to say *** to *** **** and i;d hate to get banned just for that
rerun - June 16, 2011, 5:11 pm

welcome back, hope things run more smoothly for you here.
chase3597 - June 16, 2011, 3:18 pm
Wow everybody way to over react oh and by the way I'm back!
house - June 16, 2011, 1:55 am
Whoa man !!!! What an awesome comment thread, this is the best / worst thing i've seen on this site in my short time on here. Hey Forseti - are you really a lawyer ??
classicalkittey69 - June 16, 2011, 1:36 am
tell that to rerun
classicalkittey69 - June 16, 2011, 1:34 am
you banned chase for making a mistake how are you a moderator??? seriously!!!
classicalkittey69 - June 16, 2011, 1:31 am
Who got you involved in this? A.K.A (who did you blow to be a moderator) because i wanna be one!!!
Greeny - May 8, 2011, 11:06 pm
I thought the plug got pulled on this...
chase3597 - May 8, 2011, 10:08 pm
these moderators have too much power
tellitlikeitis - May 7, 2011, 8:53 pm
Boys will be boys, but they won't be men. Job well done to the men who shut this down.
motinet - May 7, 2011, 10:19 am

Already done. It is now illegal for him to access this server. I will report to the authorities and contact his ISP to have his account shutdown for hacking if he continues.
rerun - May 7, 2011, 10:17 am

I am thinking of starting a 800#, telling people my predictions for their future. My first reading is today, here & now......I see a subnet IP ban being implemented
motinet - May 7, 2011, 10:11 am

LOL - dont mess with an admin kid.
scramjetify - May 7, 2011, 8:36 am
(User has been banned and is not allowed to access this server. Doing so is a federal offense and will be reported to the FBI and his ISP)
motinet - May 7, 2011, 8:11 am

Only an idiot tells the SITE OWNER to shut up. BANNED.
Steerage - May 7, 2011, 8:05 am
(User has been banned and is not allowed to access this server. Doing so is a federal offense and will be reported to the FBI and his ISP)
Steerage - May 7, 2011, 7:59 am
(User has been banned and is not allowed to access this server. Doing so is a federal offense and will be reported to the FBI and his ISP)
motinet - May 7, 2011, 7:58 am

Disagreeing is fine, but he was the FIRST person to start name calling, thus starting everything.
Steerage - May 7, 2011, 7:54 am
(User has been banned and is not allowed to access this server. Doing so is a federal offense and will be reported to the FBI and his ISP)
registerinseseconds - May 7, 2011, 1:51 am
agreed
registerinseseconds - May 7, 2011, 1:51 am
that's not what a hatter does at all he fits and makes the hat then sells you the hat
registerinseseconds - May 7, 2011, 1:46 am
he only showed to forseti that active military personnel enjoyed a pic about the brutality of war as most soldiers probably do (at least the ones Ive met anyway)
registerinseseconds - May 7, 2011, 1:43 am
how did he start this other people started posting comments about what they thought and he did the same why does he have to be punished for being the odd one out?
registerinseseconds - May 7, 2011, 1:41 am
how is he not letting others express their opinions? he only stated his and didn't say anything about others opinions.
pzykosiz - May 2, 2011, 10:17 pm
looks like the banhammer's got a bit of a workout lately
rerun - May 2, 2011, 6:27 pm

fo you h8ers....you don't need the "t" after the 8, looks more like hatter. and I would assume you don't mean to buy me a hat.
forseti - May 2, 2011, 4:28 am
You appeal to the freedom of speech but don't let others have their own opinions. Pretty dumb for a 17 year old IMO. Hey, just my freedom of speech... And all of my arguments are valid, I'm a lawyer.
WTFO - May 2, 2011, 1:49 am
Oops, typo: supposed to be "irrational" vs "rational". It's getting late, sorry.
WTFO - May 2, 2011, 1:48 am
One final point on this thread is that the US provides freedom of speech. That doesn't apply in privately owned websites. The owner gets to set the rules. I tried that case on politics and it didn't work out so good. Lesson learned for me. I play nice now
WTFO - May 2, 2011, 1:46 am
So, I'm just trying to sound out the clever user names here. If I sound it out, I get "Rerun Height-ter". Okay, that makes sense, but the other one is "I height t rerun". That one's confusing. Oh well, anger is rational (or good at grammar apparently).
hjbookman - May 2, 2011, 12:34 am
Wow forseti....your mom is calling. Time for your Mac and Cheese and a nap. It's a fuckin' joke....grow up.
Ih8trerun - May 1, 2011, 10:28 pm
YOUR ARUGMENT IS INVALID
Ih8trerun - May 1, 2011, 10:22 pm
First off he's right freedom of speech your abuseing you power and also I'm mexican and I find this funny put your power to use and ban people over real stuff and it shows how low you are if you ban me
RerunH8ter - May 1, 2011, 9:43 pm
And irdc if your a moderator. Go and stop people from posting pornography other than stalking this! Seriously. Be useful!
RerunH8ter - May 1, 2011, 9:35 pm
Rerun! Shut up! It's freedom of speech! First amendment! We have the freedom of speech! Chase did nothing wrong. It's actually pretty funny, the picture is. So stop complaining
rerun - May 1, 2011, 8:53 pm

actually, you did indeed start this crap. Cease & desist any/all comments on this poster and any negativity on any others. End of conversation.
chase3597 - May 1, 2011, 8:36 pm
i didnt start this crap i dont know why people have to make a big deal over a picture just because its in favor of "the bad guy"
Greeny - May 1, 2011, 7:49 pm
See the votes? It's worth dropping the whole thing
chase3597 - May 1, 2011, 7:43 pm
you just made yourself get involved
rerun - May 1, 2011, 6:27 pm

Please don't make me get involved in this.
chase3597 - May 1, 2011, 6:02 pm
and i take offense to the discrimination of Germans
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2011, 9:21 am
Hey...I take offense at being called stupid!
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 11:28 pm
you know what i mean you stupid perv
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 11:26 pm
it says britain vs. germany i got 20 on the german
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 11:25 pm
crap wrong person ignore that!!! plus what are you talking about?
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 11:24 pm
you know what i mean you stupid perv
rerun - April 28, 2011, 9:00 pm

You have mentioned that twice now. Maybe if you make posters that reach a broader audience the people here will care, as it stands now you are outnumbered 14765 members to your 4 friends. My money is on Motifake members. Forseti, you only missed by 1 year
pzykosiz - April 28, 2011, 8:52 pm
where is that shown in the pic or the caption. it's just two guys fighting
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:43 pm
You take bets on "dudes going at it" that's kinda creepy.
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 4:27 pm
as am i and no im not 14[+/-2]) im 17 and ive shown this to about four people actively serving and they thought it was hilarious
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 4:25 pm
its not a bet on the war its a bet on the two dudes goin at it
forseti - April 28, 2011, 1:59 pm
and btw: I'm German ;)
forseti - April 28, 2011, 1:59 pm
Perhaps I would get your kind of humor if I'd know you. Now this is just a picture of two men fighting because of stupid ideology and one of them quite likely won't survive. If you laugh about that, you probably never served (and you're 14 [+/-2]).
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 9:51 am
I'll take that bet, hmmmmmm wars over, you owe me $20
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 7:58 am
I thought it was funny and so do my buddies and thats all i care about
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 7:57 am
I thought it was funny and so do my buddies and thats all i care about
forseti - April 28, 2011, 4:15 am
not funny, not even demotivational...


WHOEVER SAID -


TAGS: no second chance knife throw
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by caveman

Houseplant - January 29, 2012, 6:13 pm
Jack and Meg White of the "White Stripes". Great caption 5L
itsamario - January 29, 2012, 5:34 pm
never trust a knife thrower -_-
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 3:05 pm
with that kind of wind I wouldn't bet my life on the thr5wer :)


LOBSTER KNIFE FIGHT - Words cannot express the amount of awesome.


TAGS: knife fight
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Spencer, Ray

C-Kid - June 10, 2009, 3:44 pm
there are few thing with more awesome than the awesome displayed here.....AWESOME!!!!!!
Scorpio7 - February 8, 2009, 8:47 am
This is amazing. I would have bet that Lobsters couldn't be trained to anything, much less hold onto a knife!


PERSUASION -




(UN)FAIR -




RIDDICK - Guns jam but a sharp edge makes for great killing and personal grooming.




STITCHES - What Snitches get.


TAGS: you dont want to get knife pooped either
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:41 pm
When the feds start to inquire, it's silence we require... or you're dressed in chicken wire.
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 7:40 pm
Man! Snitches don't get stitches; they end up in ditches, while I roll out in a cab...countin' my riches.
Derek - May 20, 2010, 7:34 pm
That'll teach him for doing his civic duty.
thatonechick - May 20, 2010, 4:35 pm
I believe it goes... "Snitches deserve stitches for being punk bitches." :)


PARANOIA - When God gives up on coincidence and turns to inspired motivation.




THE GREEN RANGER - I'm new here at Motifake, but my knife is also a flute bitches


TAGS: green ranger flute knife
Rating: 1.53/5

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agdaniele - February 16, 2010, 11:09 pm
Wow... glad I saw this. bra-VO!
Claire - January 20, 2010, 8:46 pm
One generally doesn't make their own tribute poster.
Chompers - January 20, 2010, 8:41 pm
Might I suggest the forums? we have an introduction thread for you to use.


LIFE -


TAGS: pzy life knife suicide tough
Rating: 4.71/5

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mariand - September 5, 2011, 1:16 am
nice


BLOND JOKES -


TAGS: never bring knife to gunfight
Rating: 4.5/5

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OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 4:55 pm
One liners so blondes could understad that the joke is about them. xD
spypengen - April 21, 2012, 1:29 pm
in my 16 years of experience and living with 2 blond sisters blond jokes are true
lgvernon - April 20, 2012, 11:24 pm

Well~~understand them enough so they can ask for clarification. Is that better?
mariand - April 20, 2012, 5:34 pm
now, let's not exagerate...hehehe


I - Never finish Anyth




A KNIFE - Who would bring one of them to a NET-FIGHT!!


TAGS: knife katana police souel swat
Rating: 3.56/5

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Nissta - March 4, 2012, 8:05 pm
Is the swat on his back or I TWAT!!!!
Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 4:53 pm
lolz


ALTAIR - He's about to stick a knife in you.




OH SHIT! -




INNOCENT LOVE -




LEAVE ME ALONE -


TAGS: stab knife back
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Sho

falloutghoul - February 20, 2012, 7:47 pm
Reminds me of ALIEN.
holymoly - February 17, 2012, 5:45 pm
Hmmmmmm. never thought about it that way. Enlightening fo sho


THOUGHT - A thought is like a knife: you can use it to butter a slice of bread or to cut your throat. Strangely, most people prefer the second option.




EAGLES -




SHARP OR BLUNT - Knife will remain a knife.


TAGS: knife
Rating: 3.5/5

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ANCIENT CIVILIZATION - What didn't they have--besides the internet?


TAGS: technology swiss army knife roman empire
Rating: 3.33/5

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Link L33T - March 16, 2010, 10:46 pm
this site says Rome , http://www.thebigfeedblog.com/2010/02/ancient-swiss-army-knife-found.html
Derek - February 2, 2010, 6:03 pm
Where is the ancient knife from?


PASSé - Unarmed fighting is so last year... This falcon will shank your ass.


TAGS: falcon knife shank
Rating: 3/5
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 1:52 am
Great reference. Made the best possible use of this picture. An oasis in the midst of tonight's creative desert.


THIS APPLE - Is going to kill someone


TAGS: apple knife
Rating: 2.82/5

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CloudchaserS - March 2, 2012, 4:43 am
Good idea, I''l think about that!
Verdeckt - March 1, 2012, 7:44 am
I think you just hit upon an idea for your second poster :D
CloudchaserS - February 29, 2012, 10:14 pm
Maybe he'll go after that Annoying Orange


COMMITMENT -




UUUUHHHHH!!!! - Can somone call the vet this kinda hurts


TAGS: beagle dog knife head
Rating: 1.69/5

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W. Nehls - August 2, 2009, 8:10 am
Try proper Punctuation. I just had to say something!


DID SOMEONE SAY -


TAGS: big knife rerun bris
Rating: 4.92/5

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marlygirl - April 28, 2011, 7:24 pm
lol5
pzykosiz - April 28, 2011, 7:22 pm
i'm outta here
rerun - April 28, 2011, 7:14 pm

between this & steph1 posts at stupidhumans....cannot stop laughing.


WHY - Hang on a bridge and make a whole scene While you can stab yourself at home With a butter knife?


TAGS: drama attention suicide kicthen knife
Rating: 4.75/5

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Greeny - October 5, 2011, 9:14 pm
The perfect line for the negotiator!
mariand - October 5, 2011, 9:42 am
it doesn't look very sharp... rather used for torture...


OH THE SHARK HAS -


TAGS: iceman mack the knife
Rating: 4.4/5

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ICEMAN - March 31, 2011, 7:46 pm
The line forms on the right. 5 jackknives.


STARE -




REASON #1 NOT TO PISS OFF A GIRL... - You Have Been Warned...




AAAAAAHHHH!!!! - There I left my knives!


TAGS: knife in the nose
Rating: 1.67/5

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my first time -


TAGS: time knife
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 29, 2014, 8:23 am
5ho-time. When you are compelled to lock your doors and windows…..in the dead of summer….with no air conditioning.
Greeny - July 28, 2014, 11:25 pm
dang Sho, you keep raising the bar


Memory -


TAGS: souvenir knife
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - June 10, 2014, 6:55 pm
The worst part was the shaving nurse had hairy arms; I feared she was lacking experience
JesusWept - June 10, 2014, 2:34 pm
Thanks :)
Airman - June 10, 2014, 1:40 pm
I remember the Dr saying that I was quite relaxed as he snipped away.. told him 3 scotch and waters will do that for you
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2014, 9:57 pm
Cool! I've got the phone number! Ah, things you find on Motifake that improve your life. 5L


Arguments -




MOCK -


TAGS: girl teddy knife
Rating: 4.73/5

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I LOVE YOU -


TAGS: knife blood bathroom
Rating: 4.6/5

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Sho - January 29, 2013, 10:17 am
Thx :)
Oiler - January 29, 2013, 12:38 am
Epic picture...top 5 creators but top 1 or 2 in creativity. Some people cannot create the long posters this well. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2012, 8:00 am
I don't think anyone can tell Sho what "this is for". He's easily in the top 5 current creators.....he'll tell YOU what this is for.
Sho - July 10, 2012, 11:25 pm
Normally I'm always open to criticism. But in your case, unless you also made some posters yourself, do not criticize mine.
RealityCheck - July 10, 2012, 10:49 pm
CAPTIONS that's what this is for-- not competing for poet laureate


Time to reconsider -




I get this strange feeling -


TAGS: knife sandwitch
Rating: 4.5/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:13 pm

NEENER NEENER


AND HE KEEPS THEM - pearly white


TAGS: iceman retort mack the knife
Rating: 4.48/5

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ICEMAN - July 6, 2012, 5:21 pm
5 plus "Five'll get you ten"
Airman - April 19, 2012, 4:38 pm
ruh roh
lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 3:23 pm

I have cooked up a whole stewpot of revenge for you! This is wunnerful!~~


Death -




-


TAGS: pzy knife toaster stupid learning
Rating: 4.33/5

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CloudchaserS - January 11, 2014, 4:37 am
Screenshot from a video where the toaster explodes, supposedly from the knife causing a short, more likely from planted explosives.
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 1:27 pm
Toasters don't work for hot knifing?


Kids -




CRIMINAL OFFENCE ! - For Leaving The Butter Knife, On The Counter !


TAGS: knife
Rating: 3.8/5

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maoworks2 - April 21, 2012, 2:37 pm
Your Right Mao.
spypengen - April 21, 2012, 1:20 pm
love the wanted poster but you should have remove the part where it said robbery of the union pacific express part so 4L


DROPPED SILVERWARE - OOPS! Looks like God is going to need a clean fork


TAGS: august challenge watch out for his knife
Rating: 3.17/5

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BuZZbomb - August 20, 2009, 9:33 pm
"Okay, now at the fork in the road, Bear Left." "Right Frog!"
Hypercat-Z - August 20, 2009, 7:39 pm
Fork on the road! Classic!


THIS LIFE - Fuck it


TAGS: dog knife
Rating: 2.57/5

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NARCOLEPSY - A common obstacle for the Joker during intimidations.




LIFE -




WHEN MAKING SCARS - Always remember to use a dull knife. It will leave more for them to remember you by.




Bring the rain -




He ain't pretty no mo -


TAGS: melonhead monkey knife fight kai misspriss
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - January 16, 2016, 5:42 pm
Oh waiter! There's hair in my melon balls! (thanks - I've been waiting to say that)
Greeny - January 16, 2016, 5:42 pm
Oh waiter! There's hair in my melon balls! (thanks - I've been waiting to say that)
MissPriss - January 16, 2016, 4:27 pm
Teehee...now where's my cut?
Reality Lord - January 16, 2016, 4:12 pm

i snorted...nice...i never snort


Tom's Facebook Followers -


TAGS: he gotta knife
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - February 5, 2015, 5:14 am
I like it, 5er


Forgetfulness -




600! -


TAGS: deserve cry knife
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 1, 2016, 7:55 am
N-I-I-I-I-CE!!!!! Another fine campfire story that has a twist! LUV it!!! ^!
JesusWept - July 31, 2016, 9:59 pm
Dark...creepy...BRILLIANT!! ^^^^^Up


dedication -




PERSUASION -




Italian Mother -


TAGS: goodfellas deer knife mother pesci
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - May 6, 2016, 1:06 pm
As long as you dont drop too many f-bombs. Then the knife gets stuck in your a** XD ^^^^^Up


SCARRIEST HALLOWEEN STORY -




RIDDANCE -




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